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The game crashes like it usually does whenever weapons like that are used.
Atleast, it always did when I last played CC back in what, build 22?

I crush you under a garage door.


Fri Dec 07, 2012 6:47 pm
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caekdaemon wrote:
The game crashes like it usually does whenever weapons like that are used.
Atleast, it always did when I last played CC back in what, build 22?

I crush you under a garage door.

One does not simply crush a laser.

Have you met my Sniper Rifle already? I call it "Terrain Raep". Its specially for headshots :)


Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:52 pm
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Presto! You are firing a water soaker.

I slap your butt cheeks.


Sat Dec 08, 2012 7:36 pm
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My butt cheeks wiggle. Fabulously.

I unleash a horde of hungry hamsters on you.


Sat Dec 08, 2012 7:58 pm
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You mean this one little guy? Im Russian. Hes not a match for me.

I attack the next foe with a Currywurst!


Sun Dec 09, 2012 2:03 pm
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You pour a drink on me? Nice try, but i am russian, thats not a problem!
Ich attackiere dich nun, mit einem PANZERWERFER! (der wirft Panzer C: )
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I attack you now, with a Panzerwerfer! (he throws Panzer C: )


Mon Dec 10, 2012 1:19 pm
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Nonsequitorian wrote:
Aha! Aber du greifst mich jetzt mit keinem Panzerwerfer (der Panzern wirft) an, weil du keinen Panzerwerfer hast! DEIN DEUTSCH IST SCHLIMMER ALS MEINs.

DEIN GOOGLE ÜBERSETZER KANN NICHT MEINEN TEXT ÜBERSETZEN!


Thusly, I attack my next foe with an axe.

You say i have a worse German than you? Look at the fat text. These are corrections.
One does not simply kill a Reflective Bot with a Axe. It reflects the attack and hits you. Idiot.
The guy under me should know, i have a MIRV.


Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:13 pm
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My raegboner for calling Non an idiot is so massive and dense that it absorbs it with no problem at all.

I proceed to crush you with it.


Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:29 pm
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In Soviet Russia, burnd area applies to cold water.

The next person...Image the attack of my fiercy Anti-Raegboner gun, which also shoots bloat bombs


Tue Dec 11, 2012 4:24 pm
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Your picture has 2 watermarks. This makes me question the existence of your Anti-Raegboner gun, and I discover that said gun does not, in fact, exist.

I fart in your general direction.


Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:31 pm
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I lose an arm.
Ha! 'Tis but a scratch!

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!


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Your worn out Python references turn to dust before they even hit me.

I subjugate your people, rape your land and do something terrible to your primary source of food.


Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:50 am
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Attacking Space is a stupid idea, and my primary food source is actually a Anti-Rape Monster.

The next foe shall be bitten to death!


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My blood is poisonous acid stuff.

I strangle you.


Wed Dec 12, 2012 11:28 pm
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I hold my breath for such a long time that you give up.

Then I swing my sword and shoot several fancy-slicy energy-waves at you!


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