Commander!
Welcome to your base of operation. Here you will be able to maintain all of your operations.
First of all, we are sorry you lost 3 of your best men in your first encounter. But such a loss can not outweigh the fate of future battles that lay ahead of you. Let me summarize what happened before you arrived and show you the crew.
We have 4 soldiers that are ready to fight

[*] Corporal Bigmeat Shitdicker. A hardass, excuse that language, ♥♥♥♥. One of the best heavy gunners in all of Northern America. He killed two Sectoids aka, X-rays with one shot of his trusty Rocket Launcher.

[*] Corporal Piston Man. French. Sniper. He killed a man from 2km, from the Eiffel Tower. Incredible man. Also likes to eat bacon.

[*] Corporal Ban McRax. Assault soldier. Angry Scottish man. He carries a shotgun. Nothing says "Boom" more, that a buckshot in the face, point blank.

[*] Squaddie YINDRINKS BOREALE. Italian. Support soldier. He dresses.. Unusual.. Was gravely wounded the other battle

Our research is rather weak right now. But we plan on capturing a live alien, to study and interrogate it.
Right now we have the chamber to hold the alien, and a Nano-Fiber Vest. It increases the survival rate of our soldiers.

Fun fact: Naming soldiers certain things turns them into super-soldiers
There are four names that have been discovered so far

Otto Zander, Sid Meier, Ken Levine, Joe Kelly.

Bamn. Cheat names off the top of my head.

Bigmeat Shitdicker looks like a tough fellow

Devs are awesome, that was a great LP.

Firaxis are bros like that. I'm expecting that they'll make an expansion pack or three for this game, like they did with Civ 4.

If my computer could run XCOM - Enemy Unknown, I would play Tibia-- WITHOUT LAG.

Also, that Italian should be named Ponyus or something related to ponies somehow.

What that does? I don't want a virus or a un-close-able-porn-window.

You think a global moderator is going to link you to a virus or an un-closable porn window?

I saw that edit.

It's ok, you can call me admin baby <3

Admin and Global Mod are both similar shades of red, that is my one* weakness

Feel free to tick that Founder box though**, maybe stick some capital letters in that name

*one weakness that is relevant to this discussion
**you can't because it's greyed out but for the purposes of the joke

You should name a rookie Joseh123 and sacrifice him to the otherworlders for this heresy.

This idea pleases me.

You guys hate me so much.
I love you guys so much <3