Well Rag has been AWOL for 2 weeks, one more than he said, so he can go hump a duck for all I care.
RAWLIN
Ragdollmaster (Troy) [4]:
You dream that you are humped by a duck.
CharacterMiggles (Robert Wright) [9-1=8]:
You manage to get up with a surprisingly minimal amount of head scratching and lip smacking. Looks like your long experience with drinking heavily has finally paid off, you barely feel hungover at all!
A fine start to any morning, not feeling hungover. In fact... you smell something. Something good.
Heading into the galley, you're amazed to find Sedraxis serving proper food, and not brandishing several phallicly shaped food objects. Even more amazing?
THE FOOD IS DELICIOUS.
CharacterFail Flail (Grif Mason) [9]:
You wake up from the smell of meat and bread, and still in half a stupor, head to the galley, sit down, and fill your mouth with hot ham and a large bite of soft bread with a crunchy outer crust.
The surprisingly good food snaps you fully awake in time to see Charlotte flit down in front of you.
"I made breakfast!"
"You... made breakfast."
"Seddy helped me with the heavy lifting."You snort in amusement, and Charlotte flies in your face, annoyed at your disbelief.
CharacterIzen (Sedraxis) [8]:
Alright.
This time, you shall cook.
"What are you doing with those noodles?"
"SHUT UP I AM MAKING BREAKFAST."
"Want some help?"
"NOODLES GO GREAT WITH APPLES, SHUT YOUR- what?"
"Um. I used to watch Grif's mama cook. I remember some stuff."You snort at her being called mama, but agree to the sprite's help. Much as it pains you to admit it, you don't know the first thing about cooking. Charlotte gently guides you through making a simple breakfast, guiding you away from ridiculous and exotic flavor combinations. Breakfast is meant to be simple but hardy, so cook up some meat and make some bread or toast or something with carbs.
A good half an hour later, you've managed to coat an entire wall in flour and 2 eggs, but you've also cooked a large plate of ham and 6 mid sized loaves of bread.
And there were only a couple small fires!
CharacterMaart3n (Mareikura) [7-2=5]:
You can barely summon up any magic at all, hell, even walking around is difficult. You just head to the galley and sit down and wait, watching the fairy and the spearman do their work. You're impressed with how often things catch fire though. Maybe you should teach Sedraxis the wonders of fire, he's certainly adept at igniting your food.
CharacterTomaster (James Tiber) [1-2=1]:
You wake up.
And immediately wish you were asleep.
Ohhhh GOD, did yesterday actually happen? Shiiiiiit.
Banged some random shopkeep girl, AND made her fall for you.
Got kicked out of one of the biggest bars on the island.
Got your ass kicked by a skinny (and quite hot) little barmaid.
And now your head is hammering, hard. Your arm hurts too.
Seems like you always manage to hurt yourself after getting wasted. Ugh, you wouldn't mind leaving this town right now.
*sniff sniff*
Is... Is that bacon?
CharacterGame Events: Most everyone wakes up, save for Rag. Breakfast goes surprisingly well.