I don't see the adorable really, it's too close to creepy to be that.

No one's explained to me why a almost copyright infringement of SAW's bad guy green monster exists in homestuck.

It's taken you a while to notice.

My theory is her brother is Lord English, those two play the game, make the Troll Universe, and English goes into the new universe to rule as God Tier Dickhead of Time. IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

Alternatively she and her brother share a body with one another, which would explain the neutral zone bed and the waking/sleeping pattern. Her brother could still be lord english.

I maintain that it is Hussie shoving YET MORE bull♥♥♥♥ into the story in order to keep people interested.
And goddammit it works.

Considering Calliope is the only character thus far that has been literally Homestuck I think this one's probably been on the cards for a long time

Wait, are you saying Lord English has a split personality and what we are seeing now are the happenings of seeing what makes it tick?

This is alternate universe lord english though.

I really hope that split personality thing is a lie, even if the evidence there to prove it makes a lot of sense. :c
I don't like that theory for whatever reason.
However I saw a Tumblr post about it that was like, WHOA, holy ♥♥♥♥, uu draws drawings that match drawings someone with a split personality disorder would draw. And he had a personality to fit that same disorder. I need to find that post.


So yeah UU/uu are probably the same person. Or uu is LE.
HOMESTUCK IS SO CRAZY GUYS

I predict there will be a "be the other guy" joke in which UU literally becomes uu.

There is only one Lord English

@TLB I don't know why but that gave me a strange mental image of some weird modern art film thingy where she morphs really strangely.

Or maybe it'll be like Sailor Moon and she'll change clothes and then she's uu.