I'm an elf racist

Some people call me

a merderer

*ba dum tss*

You're quite punny.
But don't make me punish you

What was that? A Skyrimshot?

Gotcha, see: http://instantrimshot.com/

@Natti: Didn't you get it? Sky-rim-shot? Guess not. /attempt at humour-fail


I went to some fort (no, not the prison) and the empire soldiers there threatened me to go away, so I killed them all. What this game needs is an option to make your own civil war group. One that unites Skyrim under the Dragonborn's banner. I can't choose sides out of this rabble.

Also:
I found a bee in a jar, moth in a jar and butterfly in a jar. Has anyone found some crazy bug collector yet?

Also #2:
Vex is constantly annoying me with lines like "Hey, where are you going? There's work to be done!" when I am the only one doing all the work. All the other thieves wander around while scratching their arses and are sleeping holes into the day. Future mod: Possibility to talk to other thieves and send THEM on jobs. Afterall, I am the boss, Vex!

Oh, sorry, I am bery bad at recognizing english puns :U
Yeah, my fault.

I would like that too much, but man, this isn't Mount & Blade and political system is static,
I can't imagine all the political chaos with terrorists, dragons and Gotcha-liders... really.

I was more interested in collecting trophies of hunt until this game disappointed me again, many of the skulls
aren't pickable, only human and troll skulls :C I would love corpses were able to be sliced, so you could collect
everything you want of every character-corpse you see, plus a trophy-room, just like I had in oblivion.

I've found a firefly in a jar.

@Naxete: Well, giants have toes-trophies at least.
My character sampled one. They're actually quite tasty if you manage to ignore the toenail cheese aftertaste.

@TorrentHKU: I'll trade you my moth for that!

Speaking of potions, I managed to make some odd ones that boosted my magicka, magicka regen and maximum magicka... and made me a tiny bit weaker to magic. Alchemy!

I heard you can get married in this game. That will be my third marriage with an npc if I can get married to Lydia.
1. got married in Fallout 2.
2. got married in Temple of Elemental Evil
3. Skyrim?
4. real life????

Avoid getting married, there's daedra entities for whatever you seek.


In real real life you gotta study grimoires and its far more complex than inside RPG games.

Who needs a Skyrim bride when you can watch Weird Science and try to recreate the movie?

I am the most unreliable two faced argonian ever.
I cannot pick a side at all.

Yay, I hit a gamestopper. Repeatable crashes when trying to leave Jorrvaskr. A corrupted savegame.
Problem already snuck into older savegames as well, but not very old savegames.
Be warned.