Alright, this is what I mean by "uh, lol".
Particularly those stupid/funny/crazy/unbelievable moments in games where you just go, "Uhhh, Lol." or cuss wildly at the widescreen tv.
Here's one I got for example.

I was JUST starting to play Bad Company 2 multiplayer, then I hopped in a tank, started driving, then it hopped around or something, next thing I know, game screen froze with the tank looking down on half the battlefield. I couldn't help but to laugh.

All games are welcome. Here's a toast to a successful thread.

I was playing Supreme Commander with my brother. Now when ever I play games with him, particularly strategy games, we agree to a peace so we both learn the game, but every time I have surprise attacked him. This time, I was not even going to, but he kept sending planes over my base to make sure I was not building a army of experimentals. So I said in chat "I like your air show, but its a bit small.". I sent a hundred T3 bombers across his base, saying I was just defending myself.

Fond memories that.

I was playing Red Dead Redemption and noticed something a bit odd about the guys at a blackjack table - their hands were forward as if they were leaning on the table, but they were sitting too far from the table, so they were just laying in mid-air. Naturally, the only sane response is to push the guy, so I shoved him in the back. Then he disappeared. I wasn't exactly sure what happened, but I was pretty sure he must have gone somewhere. Either way, I wrote it off as another bug in the game and continued on my merry way.
I came back to the same place about twenty minutes later, and sure enough, dude was floating his arms again. So, I walked up behind him and shoved him square in the back. This time, though, he didn't disappear - I did. I was suddenly somewhere entirely different in the town, a mile or two in the air, shrieking for my life and flailing my arms. So, there, mystery solved: that's where the guy went.

Ah, Red Dead Redemption. I remember ye fondly. A lot of the glitches I've encountered in that game are fairly minor - invisible stools, horses levitating instead of galloping, standing atop wagons instead of sitting on them - but there's one glitch to rule them all, and everyone can try it!

I was meandering around, and then I heard Herbert Moon, owner of the General Store in Armadillo, make another goddamn comment about me being a hired killer for the Jews. So naturally, I threatened his life by pointing a weapon at him. Much to my surprise, he pulled a rifle on ME, and started shooting. I ran out of the store, not wanting to kill a shopkeeper and get the cops on my ass, and he followed me, shouting to God while taking pot-shots at me.

Then, the cops started shooting back, and the funniest damn thing ever happened. Herbert Moon, it turns out, is invincible to NPCs attacking him. So after more and more cops began to show up to stop this ungodly abomination, ol' Herbert would just stand there, aiming, when he would be riddled with bullets, flung to the ground by the force and filled with holes, only to get up a few seconds later and maybe kill a cop or two.

Oh, yeah, at one point, Uncle is invincible, so I spent a couple minutes throwing things at him. You can't hit him directly, but keep in mind that throwing knives arc and dynamite and molotovs are indirect. When I was done, he was singed and had a knife perfectly in his ♥♥♥hole.

FACE TEXTURES WHERE LEG TEXTURES SHOULD BE.
That's by far the most hilarious crap I've heard of happening on that game.


The guy who deals the cards first in Armadillo, he wasn't rendered properly, like you were looking at him from across the map.
I'll say this, he had pokeface to the extreme. Kinda like this.

The glitch in FO3 where the ragdolls stretch out and spasm off into the horizon never fails to amuse.
http://youtu.be/EDUkoY_RNaY

Was playing Red Dead with a friend over and was just running around shooting people and pushing them off of water towers and watching them get mad at us, climb back up and just push them back off again. After that we pulled out some dynamite and started chucking it and wagons that would run by and we would shoot them so they would go fast and charge in our direction, then we would stick some dynamite right under where it would run past and watch the entire wagon fly overhead of us and crash in a mighty heap. After that, we found out you could actually dead eye with the dynamite, later after that we would find a bird, dead eye mark it and watch the dynamite literally home in onto the bird and blow up mid-air.

We were rolling on the floor for too long after that.

Yeah, in Free Roam I'd always get throwing knives and dead-eye people with them, pissed 'em off mighty good. It works for all the throwable items, too.

In Oblivion, if you move a pull rock before activating it, then activate it, the rope flips all over the place. I also found a bunch of semi-transparent yellow triangular prisms and semi-transparent gray gravestones in some lady's basement. Also, bows+arrows with lightning effects make enemies fly into the air.

So I'm playing the Bad Company demo (this was way back in the day), and my battle-buddy, who you respawned on (or something like that, I forget the exact circumstances dies, like, the frame before I respawn. So I end up, I guess, respawning on the next available thing in my team. Which, was, apparently, the artillery shell that someone just fired. So I spawn, a lone soldier, about a thousand feet up on top of an artillery shell.

This is so amazing.

Speaking of Bad Company, I was playing BC2 Vietnam a few days back when my buddies invited me to join their squad. As soon as I spawned on one of the guys, I hear him yelling "OH ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ RUN" because there was a Huey coming towards us (we were pretty tightly grouped together) and nobody had a heavy enough weapon to take it on. Or so they thought. I pulled out my 9mm TT33 pistol, shot it two or three times, and it blew up. Screams of "WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥" and laughter ensued. It's times like that that make me wish I recorded my matches, or that Bad Company 2 had a theater mode :v

Back when I played Assasin's creed, I had a defective mouse, and on some days left clicking would not work.
Now, if you've played the game, you'll know that pretty much every attack, except for throws.

I discovered you can kill every single enemy in the game, except for assasination targets, by throwing them enough times. It was even easier than normal combat, since you could instagib them by throwing them off ledges and into vending stalls.

I spent a whole afternoon on a throwing spree. Ah, good times.


Also, on Starcraft 2, if you hit a unit with a graviton beam, then it gets loaded into a transport ship, and then you destroy the ship, the carried unit will not die, instead it will float to the ground taking no damage whatsoever. Cost me a game once.


Oh, and the absolute best. I was playing MW2 online, and the other team had an armoured helicopter. Me and some other guy decided to shoot it at the exact same time. He had a missile launcher, I had a 9mm pistol.
I got the kill. And the helicopter-killing achievement.

on time in call of duty i threw a tomahawk up into the air

it flew aaaaall the way across the map




it didnt hit anyone

I once killed a heli copilot in BC2 using a sniper rifle at 300+m, and then the heli blew up.