Rolling.

Tomaster [6-1=5]:
"Yo, lady, I was trying to get out of there anyway. It's not my fault these acquaintances are creepy ♥♥♥♥."
You get up, shake your head, and walk back to the hut, swagger at full power. Oddly, the woman is unaffected. Maybe you need to pop your collar...


GlowstickNinja (Jackson Winters) [4-1=3]:
"Hooooollllllyyyyyy....."
You push yourself up off the ground and wait for your head to stop spinning so much. Then you walk back up to the hut.
"Uhh. Sorry, that came out all wrong. Name's Jackson."


CaveCricket48 (Kurt D. Hopkins) [2-1=1]:
"Whoa, that was awesome."
You lie on the ground as you vision spins.


FoiL [4]:
"Are you alright dear? What were yo-"
Before your outstretched arm can reach the woman's face, several glowing chains burst forth from the ground below you, shoot up around you, and curve back down into the ground again, binding you in place.
"I wouldn't recommend that, especially when I'm in the proper mind. You may not live to regret it."


Barnox [1]:
You look across the horizon. Nothing that you can see...


Amazigh [1-1=1]:
You stay down and stay chill.


dhart5000 [1]:
You try to look towards where the screams are coming from, but you can't really see anything past the waves. Wait... no, you can see something... It's... OH ♥♥♥♥ ITS A SHARK.


Game Events:
"While I'm forced to thank some of you for assisting me, I'm going to warn you now, anything uncouth and you'll regret it. Such as your friend here. And if you need refer to me, my name is Die Angelus."

Tomaster, Jackson, and FoiL are in the hut.
Kurt and Amazigh are on the second to last platform.
Barnox is next to the hut.
dhart5000 is in the water near the first platform.

"Do you happen to know why we're all here? And could you possibly help that guy who fell off the platform earlier with your magic chain things? I think I can still hear him screaming...."

DHART MANG ALWAYS WAITING ON YOU.

Wait, I didn't post yet?

SWIM LIKE HELL!

Hyper all rawllers in and ready.

LONG PAST OVERDUE FOR A ROLL.

Tomaster [2]:
"Nothing uncouth? Got it. So, I've got a strange sense of deja vu. Any idea why?"
"No, I've no idea."
You then begin to strain your back, trying your hardest to grow wings. A few feathers pop out of your shoulder blades.


GlowstickNinja (Jackson Winters) [1]:
"Do you happen to know why we're all here? And could you possibly help that guy who fell off the platform earlier with your magic chain things? I think I can still hear him screaming...."
"I know not why any of us are here any more than any of you. The last thing I can remember is... No, that can't be...
Wait, you said that one of you fell in the water?"
"Er, yeah, a while ago actually."


CaveCricket48 (Kurt D. Hopkins) [3]:
"Sorry about that, Die. So, what exactly is this place?"
"I do not know, though the crass one is correct; this place does indeed evoke a sense of Deja Vu."


FoiL [4]:
"Don't have to bet bitchy you crazy woman..Thing. Now get these things the hell off me."
"If you expect any woman on the verge of being molested to not take offense, then I suggest you look over your mental faculties for defects."
But gives a flick of the wrist, and the chains release you. You rub your wrists a bit.


Barnox [4]:
You crawl up to the edge of the big platform and peer into the water. Now that you look more closely, there is definitely a lot of broken rocks and rubble deeper in the water, aside from the jagged rocks directly below the platform.


Amazigh [5]:
You stand up and wait for PLOT to hit.
Wait.
What?
Whatever.
You look down towards the water, particularly where Dhart is. There are sharks down there, oh ♥♥♥♥.
Dhart is screwed, isn't he?


dhart5000 [3]:
"DON'T EAT ME DON'T EAT ME DON'T EAT MEEEEEEEEE!"
You begin swimming away from the shark as quickly as you are able, which isn't very fast, sadly. The shark, once it gets close to you, dives down under the water. OH IT'S GONNA BITE YOUR LEGS IS IT?!
Suddenly, you feel something brush up against your leg. You give a scream of fear, then practically piss yourself as you realize that the shark is rising up in the water below you.
And... It's... NOT eating you? Um... You seem to be riding it.
Oh jesus christ it has arms and legs and is using them to climb the side of the platform with you on its back. You're going to have SO MANY mental scars from this.


Game Events:
No one heard Dhart's screams, but everyone notices the sharks climb up the side of the first platform with their large, muscular, decidedly human limbs. There are three sharks total, one larger than the others, with a very disturbed Dhart riding one of the smaller sharks. It carefully lifts dhart off its back, and sets him down on the platform, unharmed. The larger shark then makes its way across the platforms, ignoring any Rollers. It walks to in front of Die, then... kneels?
"I'm...rather perplexed."

Tomaster, Jackson, and FoiL are in the hut.
Kurt and Amazigh are on the second to last platform.
Barnox is next to the hut.
dhart5000 on the first platform.

You were sure as hell attempting to.