Sorry, just making sure it wasn't dead. D:

Rolling, at last.

Bentus [1]: Ha. Haha. Organize this city? It's currently a frothing mob of pony hate, there's no organizing them. The only thing to do now is sit back and smell the roasting Pony hair.
Inventory:
- Godly Schrodinger's Cupcake
Abilities:
Conditions:
- Mayor of Purrolia

Tomaster [0]: "I laugh in the face of physics and sanity!"
Physics and sanity laugh harder. You can't just turn giant, regardless of how much you may or may not want to!
Inventory:
Abilities:
Conditions:
- Sticky

Duh102 [0]: ALMOST becoming a pony isn't good enough. You must be able to... BECOME A TRUE PONY.
The laws of physics shift, and now, by an unstated, all-acknowledged rule, anyone with the name Duh102 can shapeshift at will. For some reason, there is no hoard of parents naming their babies Duh102.
You've now been standing still doing very little for about 5 minutes now. The other ponies are getting a bit worried.
Inventory:
- Map to Ponyville
Abilities:
- Apprentice of Disguise
- Pony Transformation
Conditions:
- Disguised as Pony

Roast Veg [1]: Your ear hair grows to preposterous lengths, and becomes tangled around your legs. You trip and fall.
Inventory:
Abilities:
Conditions:
- Pants-less
- Ridiculous Ear Hair

Tokochiro [1]: You craft yourself a Paper Robot, another Paper Bullet, and a Paper Wizard Hat!
You are the MASTER of Mailman Origami!
Inventory:
- Paper Gun
- Paper Robot
- Paper Bullet
- Paper Wizard Hat
Abilities:
Conditions:
- The Mailman

Game Events:
Bentus is in his Office.
Tomaster is in a giant Healing Cupcake.
Duh102 is at the Pony Express.
Roast Veg is somewhere in the city.
Tokochiro is the Mailman.

> Shake head, because like Derpy I tend to drift out of reality for a few minutes, and be on my way to ponyville.

Where's Toko's Wizard Robe? He needs a Wizard Robe to go with his Wizard Hat.

Rolling.

Bentus [1]: You decide to sit back by your open window and smell the pony hair burn. You take a deep breath, and choke as a burning pony hair flies through the air, into your mouth, and down your throat. You hack and cough until the vile intruder is expelled from your lung.
Inventory:
- Godly Schrodinger's Cupcake
Abilities:
Conditions:
- Mayor of Purrolia

Tomaster [0]: Physics? PHYSICS ARE YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥.
With a hop, skip, and a jump, you can now change your size at will!
Inventory:
Abilities:
Conditions:
- Sticky

Duh102 [0]: You shake your head free of distractions, and gaily gallop out the Pony Express, following your map to Ponyville! About 30 seconds after your departure, the Pony Express is burned to the ground by an angry mob, with all the ponies screaming in agony as they burn to death inside it.
Inventory:
- Map to Ponyville
Abilities:
- Apprentice of Disguise
- Pony Transformation
Conditions:
- Disguised as Pony

Roast Veg [0]: After untangling the hair from around your legs, you turn your head to the right. The ear hairs whip around when you do. You spin your head the other way, and the hairs whip around again. This could possibly be construed as DEADLY!
Inventory:
Abilities:
- Ear Hair Whips
Conditions:
- Pants-less
- Ridiculous Ear Hair

Tokochiro [1]: You give the Paper Robot the Paper Gun, and fashion yourself a Paper Staff! You then equip the Paper Hat! YOU ARE A PAPER WIZARD!
Inventory:
- Paper Robot
-- Paper Gun
- Paper Bullet
- Paper Wizard Hat
Abilities:
Conditions:
- The Mailman
- Paper Wizard

Game Events:
Bentus is in his Office.
Tomaster is in a giant Healing Cupcake.
Duh102 is on the road to Ponyville.
Roast Veg is somewhere in the city.
Tokochiro is the Mailman.

> Summon a baker's dozen of cupcakes out of nowhere. If this is not possible, make it possible, then do it.