| View unanswered posts | View active topics |
It is currently Thu Nov 28, 2024 11:01 am |
|
All times are UTC [ DST ] |
|
Page 1 of 3 |
[ 32 posts ] | Go to page 1, 2, 3 Next |
| Print view | Previous topic | Next topic |
Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant!
| Author | Message |
|---|---|
|
Joined: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:11 pm Posts: 1496 
|
  Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant!We have accomplished what no other man in science has! We have successfully Transplanted the Brain of a Crab into a Clone! Usually, the most complex (and expensive) part of cloning is the formation of the brain, and then subsequent modification to accept Mother Brain signals. But with the Brain of a Crab, this is no longer so expensive! A clone that used to cost 85 oz now costs 50! Truly a great achievement in science. Here is a photograph of our Brain Child in action!  Note: Due to Crabs normally having four legs, the balancing sensors that are in the inner ear in humans, are non-existant in crabs. Therefore, the crab brain does not know how to interpret the signals from it's new inner-ear, and may be subject to falling over, backflips, and head trauma. It looks, acts and functions almost exactly as it's human brained counter-part*, but it's 35 oz of gold cheaper! Get yours today! Attachment:
File comment: For those who still don't get it, look through the .ini code. 
DrunkenClone.rte.rar [1.74 KiB]
Downloaded 1309 times *Named "Drunk Clone" so you can instantly tell between a normal pricey clone, and our cheap awesome super clone. |
| Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:09 am |
 
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:50 am Posts: 236
|
Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant! How innovative.
|
| Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:18 am |
|
|
|
 Joined: Fri May 16, 2008 11:12 pm Posts: 471
|
Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant! That thing ain't human. It's funny as ♥♥♥♥, though, and still almost as efficient as a normal blue clone except cheaper. Is it possible to give a clone's brain to a crab?
|
| Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:44 am |
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:11 pm Posts: 1496
|
Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant! Brainwashed wrote: Is it possible to give a clone's brain to a crab? You bet. |
| Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:02 am |
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:50 am Posts: 236
|
Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant! The ClamV2 wrote: It is innovative, he's made a crab with two legs and two arms. ♥♥♥hole. I never said anything negative about this mod -_- |
| Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:15 am |
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:11 pm Posts: 1496
|
Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant! What have I done!? Attachments:
|
| Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:31 am |
|
|
|
 Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:50 am Posts: 1512 Location: Tallahassee, FL
|
Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant! ITT people learn that sarcasm is a tricky subject on the intarweb
Also, DrunkenClone and SoberCrab. Cute. |
| Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:17 am |
|
|
|
 Joined: Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:10 am Posts: 106
|
Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant! Now all you need is a Crab with clone's legs and head, and with terrible walk paths that make it moonwalk.
|
| Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:18 am |
|
|
|
 Joined: Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:35 am Posts: 8 Location: Australia
|
Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant! Or a half crab, half clone.
|
| Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:05 am |
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:04 pm Posts: 2932
|
Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant! Crabs that walk like humans and humans that walk like crabs.
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW HUH?  This is pretty funny to mess with. : p |
| Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:16 am |
|
|
|
 Joined: Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:53 am Posts: 79 Location: Philippines
|
Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant! Durza wrote: Or a half crab, half clone. Divided vertically for lulz. Pretty cool. Not really useful though. But still pretty cool. Nice one, zalo. |
| Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:23 am |
|
|
|
|
A HUMAN BRAIN, SAFELY INSULATED FROM THE TERRORS OF HYPERSPACE  Joined: Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:54 pm Posts: 1070 Location: Somewhere beyond the endless sea of hyperspace, fighting for your right to call a planet home.
|
Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant! |
| Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:49 pm |
|
|
|
 Joined: Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:08 pm Posts: 408
|
Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant! chineseboy16 wrote: How innovative. Sarcasm directed at Zalo. See I wouldn't have thought it was sarcastic if it was more than two friggin' words. |
| Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:30 pm |
|
|
|
|
Joined: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:12 pm Posts: 37
|
Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant! Darlos9D wrote: ITT people learn that sarcasm is a tricky subject on the intarweb hmm, im getting there, just trying to figure out if THIS was sarcasm. amidoingitright? ON-TOPIC: this is weird. anyone seen Goldeneye, the bond film? when the guy falls out of the closet, after being klled during the semi-sex scene by natasha? i thought exactly that when he fell over the first time. plus the noise. *SPEURRRRR*. i love you zalo. |
| Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:56 pm |
|
|
|
|
Joined: Fri May 16, 2008 11:12 pm Posts: 471
|
Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant! zalo wrote: What have I done!? You have created monsters. Cool monsters!  (imagine the pipe is a thumbs up) |
| Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:59 pm |
|
|
|
|
|
Page 1 of 3 |
[ 32 posts ] | Go to page 1, 2, 3 Next |
|
All times are UTC [ DST ] |
Who is online |
Users browsing this forum: No registered users |
| You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot post attachments in this forum |