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concreteninja
Joined: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:47 am Posts: 46 Location: Deep in the mysterious universe of Qward
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You see a dungeon door...
The game works like this: one person at a time plays. they get 10 lives, and cannot control the outcome of their decisions.I am the dungeonmaster
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Thu May 30, 2013 10:55 pm |
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CrazyMLC
Joined: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:20 am Posts: 4772 Location: Good news everyone!
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Re: You see a dungeon door...
The door is the first thing I saw, and is therefore the wrong way to go. Examine my locale thoroughly for other routes.
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Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:43 am |
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concreteninja
Joined: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:47 am Posts: 46 Location: Deep in the mysterious universe of Qward
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Re: You see a dungeon door...
You look around. to the left there is a barrel. Aside from that, nothing new.
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Wed Jun 05, 2013 3:02 pm |
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TorrentHKU
Loose Canon
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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Re: You see a dungeon door...
Enter the barrel.
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Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:42 pm |
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concreteninja
Joined: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:47 am Posts: 46 Location: Deep in the mysterious universe of Qward
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Re: You see a dungeon door...
When you enter the barrel, the sword inside cuts your scrotum off. You are in extreme discomfort.
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Thu Jun 06, 2013 5:47 am |
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Miggles
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:39 am Posts: 4558
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Re: You see a dungeon door...
No, I'm in extreme pain. I lost my scrotum. Scream about it and clutch at it, with the blood seeping through. Then, become engorged with pain-fueled rage, drink the blood, and become a demon master.
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Thu Jun 06, 2013 11:59 am |
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concreteninja
Joined: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:47 am Posts: 46 Location: Deep in the mysterious universe of Qward
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Re: You see a dungeon door...
You drink the blood. In your blood-loss fueled craze, you somehow believe that you became a demon master. You now have the power of imagining that you're a demon master.
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Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:48 pm |
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Miggles
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:39 am Posts: 4558
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Re: You see a dungeon door...
I use my demon powers to blast down a wall and escape.
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Thu Jun 06, 2013 9:31 pm |
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concreteninja
Joined: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:47 am Posts: 46 Location: Deep in the mysterious universe of Qward
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Re: You see a dungeon door...
You wave your arms around. The wall Doesn't break, but you are batshit insane and think it did. WDYD?
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Thu Jun 06, 2013 9:38 pm |
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Harzipan
Joined: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:23 pm Posts: 1416 Location: North-Ish
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Re: You see a dungeon door...
Enter the clearly broken wall.
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Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:04 pm |
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concreteninja
Joined: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:47 am Posts: 46 Location: Deep in the mysterious universe of Qward
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Re: You see a dungeon door...
Your face slams into the wall. Teeth Meter goes down to 75%!
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Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:07 pm |
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Harzipan
Joined: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:23 pm Posts: 1416 Location: North-Ish
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Re: You see a dungeon door...
I'm not trying hard enough.
AGAIN.
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Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:09 pm |
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concreteninja
Joined: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:47 am Posts: 46 Location: Deep in the mysterious universe of Qward
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Re: You see a dungeon door...
Your teeth meter goes down to 30%! Your tooth level goes down a level to "Smootie"! Your concussion meter gains a level! Your concussion level is now "Mild"!
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Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:45 pm |
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CaveCricket48
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:52 pm Posts: 13144 Location: Here
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Re: You see a dungeon door...
Use my newly gained mild concussion levels and apply mild concussion to the wall.
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Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:48 pm |
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concreteninja
Joined: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:47 am Posts: 46 Location: Deep in the mysterious universe of Qward
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Re: You see a dungeon door...
You attempt to transfer your concussion to the wall! Concussion level goes up to "Major'! Walls concussion meter goes to 0.001%!
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Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:50 pm |
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