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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm Posts: 4521 Location: Constant motion
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Things the Pope would not say
So, the Pope is on a state visit to my country, and I got thinking.
What would the Pope never say?
To get the ball rolling, here is mine:
Whew, meeting all those Christians was tiring. Anyone up for a McDonalds?
Disclaimer: I am a practising Christian, albeit of multiple denominations, including Roman Catholic. I did not set up this thread to make fun of Christians, the Pope, or non-Christians. DO NOT POST ANYTHING OFFENSIVE IN THIS THREAD OR YOU WILL BE MAULED BY CHRISTIAN AND ISLAMIC NINJAS.
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:30 pm |
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Duh102
happy carebear mom
Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:40 am Posts: 7096 Location: b8bbd5
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Re: Things the Pope would not say
Roast Veg wrote: Disclaimer: I am a practicing Christian, albeit of multiple denominations, including Roman Catholic. 1. Wut how do you even belong to multiple denominations at once 2. This cannot end well and I'm going to watch this thread like a hawk that hasn't locked in three weeks.
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:39 pm |
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Petethegoat
Joined: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:02 pm Posts: 905
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Re: Things the Pope would not say
Duh, read the plot synopsis for this. It won't necessarily answer your question.
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:52 pm |
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matty406
Joined: Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:23 pm Posts: 915 Location: Blighty
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Re: Things the Pope would not say
"Bada Bing."
I am not in a witty or humorous mood as i have a cold. That was bad.
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:55 pm |
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Lizardheim
DRL Developer
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 10:29 am Posts: 4107 Location: Russia
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Re: Things the Pope would not say
"Howdy strangers!"
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:59 pm |
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Coops
Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:07 am Posts: 1545 Location: That small peaceful place called Hell.
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Re: Things the Pope would not say
"ya dun goofed"
Thats all I got...
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:17 pm |
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CrazyMLC
Joined: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:20 am Posts: 4772 Location: Good news everyone!
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Re: Things the Pope would not say
"Cortex command is the best game ever, and I'm going to donate all of my money to Dan Tabar."
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:21 pm |
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Barnox
Joined: Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:57 pm Posts: 1020
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Re: Things the Pope would not say
"Sometimes when you land in Heathrow it seems like a Third-world country"
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:21 pm |
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CrazyMLC
Joined: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:20 am Posts: 4772 Location: Good news everyone!
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Re: Things the Pope would not say
"ALL BOW TO NOTCH-GOD"
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:21 pm |
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Lizardheim
DRL Developer
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 10:29 am Posts: 4107 Location: Russia
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Re: Things the Pope would not say
"♥♥♥♥ y'all" "I don't have time for this..." "TO THE POPEMOBILE!" "♥♥♥♥ y'all, I don't have time for this... TO THE POPEMOBILE!" "My god this diaper is itchy!"
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:23 pm |
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CrazyMLC
Joined: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:20 am Posts: 4772 Location: Good news everyone!
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Re: Things the Pope would not say
"OH MY GOD my new mouse ROXORZ YOUR BOXORZ!"
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:25 pm |
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Lizardheim
DRL Developer
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 10:29 am Posts: 4107 Location: Russia
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Re: Things the Pope would not say
"Have I ever told you guys I'm a nazi?" "Dear god I almost shat my pants!" "I don't like my hat, it's-a stuupid!"
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:30 pm |
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matty406
Joined: Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:23 pm Posts: 915 Location: Blighty
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Re: Things the Pope would not say
It's-a meee! Pope-a Benedict! Another bad one from me.
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:35 pm |
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Lizardheim
DRL Developer
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 10:29 am Posts: 4107 Location: Russia
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Re: Things the Pope would not say
"I am-a no plumber you-a fools!"
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:36 pm |
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Tomaster
DRLGrump
Joined: Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:26 am Posts: 2037 Location: Jerking off in a corner over by the OT sub-forum
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Re: Things the Pope would not say
"God you guys ♥♥♥♥♥ a lot. Have you tried solving your own problems?" "Does anyone else think I look like a demon?"
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:49 pm |
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