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Lord Tim
Joined: Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:55 pm
Posts: 1178
Location: America!
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 Lord Tim's Cabbage Punchtacular So, Cinos commissioned me to make a mod of great worth. I chose the tool of Lua.  Introducing: The Cabbage Puncher Game Pack Custom made for your brand new Atari 2600XL or Cortex Command! Cabbage Puncher Game Pack includes: Cabbage Puncher 2038 XL -Defeat waves of oncoming enemy hordes! -Use amazing acrobatic skills combined with rocketshoes to avoid the green menace! -Your fists are like the stones to the cabbages' glass houses! Cabbage Puncher 2048 XL -10 years later... the enemy wasn't dead, they were regrouping!-Just as much excitement as the first time around, but more! -EXTREME POWER UNLEASHED! <- move left -> move right ^ jump "z" punch Collectable Avatars! Collect them all, or be collected yourself!    Cabbages and the punching of them are a very obscure inside joke. I take no responsibility if you "don't get it."
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| Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:17 am |
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Ophanim
Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:33 am
Posts: 1743
Location: Trapped in UCP. Send help.
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Re: Lord Tim's Cabbage Punchtacular This is a bad idea. My constructive criticism is to go with something that isn't a bad idea.
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| Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:18 am |
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Hobbesy
Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:11 pm
Posts: 711
Location: East of Applachia, West of the Mississippi
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Re: Lord Tim's Cabbage Punchtacular Mp7 > Fists.
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Ragdollmaster
Joined: Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:09 am
Posts: 1115
Location: Being The Great Juju
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Re: Lord Tim's Cabbage Punchtacular Laser > MP7
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Requisite
Joined: Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:32 pm
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Re: Lord Tim's Cabbage Punchtacular *Coughs out soda*
What?
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Azukki
Joined: Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:44 pm
Posts: 1916
Location: Flint Hills
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Re: Lord Tim's Cabbage Punchtacular It might help if you would, y'know, tell us the controls.
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| Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:56 am |
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Leonidas
Joined: Mon Dec 24, 2007 6:06 am
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Re: Lord Tim's Cabbage Punchtacular What on earth is this and how does it work?
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Lord Tim
Joined: Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:55 pm
Posts: 1178
Location: America!
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Re: Lord Tim's Cabbage Punchtacular Oh, right, controls.
Arrow keys to move, z to punch.
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| Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:14 am |
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J23
Joined: Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:28 pm
Posts: 298
Location: Right here.
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Re: Lord Tim's Cabbage Punchtacular Requisite wrote: *Coughs out soda*
What? It's one of a series of drawings by a forum member named Cinos. Search him up, you'll be surprised at what you find.
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| Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:30 am |
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The Fat Sand Rat
Joined: Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:56 am
Posts: 1191
Location: outside the shithole called the University in the Forest
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Re: Lord Tim's Cabbage Punchtacular Is this one of those 'whole new games based on the CC engine with lua' things?
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The babies- do you want them grilled or sautéed?
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| Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:41 am |
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Control
Joined: Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:09 am
Posts: 698
Location: Plymouth, NC
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Re: Lord Tim's Cabbage Punchtacular Lord Tim wrote: Arrow keys to move, z to punch. Oooh, interesting. Nice tech demo.
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| Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:22 am |
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macattack
Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:34 am
Posts: 218
Location: Monkey Island: It is teh fluffy here.
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Re: Lord Tim's Cabbage Punchtacular How do you play I don't get how to start...  Edit: now i get it. 
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| Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:51 am |
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Exalion
Joined: Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:59 am
Posts: 1726
Location: NSW, Australia
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Re: Lord Tim's Cabbage Punchtacular This is the singlemost ridiculous thing ever.
Usually, that means instant download, but I don't get the joke, so it's just dumb.
No DL.
Edit: did some of that 'search' business to find the cabbage joke.
Still no DL, as bizarre as it is. I think it needs more Stars and Stripes.
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| Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:13 am |
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Kallemort
Joined: Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:55 pm
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Re: Lord Tim's Cabbage Punchtacular The coolest thing about it is that it works.
Nice job Tim :D
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| Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:54 am |
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Morbo!!!
Joined: Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:08 pm
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Location: Islamic Republic of Bradistan, Yorkshire, England
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Re: Lord Tim's Cabbage Punchtacular This is quite epic, my good sir. Why are people criticizing in the least constructive way possible?
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