LET'S ♥♥♥♥ PLAY X-COM UFO DEFENSE



IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS GAME IS, YOU WILL VERY SOON.


POST IF YOU WANT TO ADOPT A SOLDIER. AFTER YOU ADOPT HIM YOU CAN NAME HIM, PREFERABLY AFTER YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU'RE A NARCISSISTIC BASTARD. IF YOU WANT YOU CAN ALSO SPECIFY WHAT KIND OF WEAPON YOU WANT YOUR SOLDIER TO USE. BASICALLY YOUR OPTIONS ARE AUTOCANNON OR SOME KIND OF RIFLE, BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO USE SOMETHING ELSE I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.

YOU CAN REAPPLY IF YOUR SOLDIER DIES.

WE WILL SEND YOU LETTERS AND PHOTOS FROM YOUR ADOPTED SOLDIERS TO LET YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOUR DONATION HELPS THEM, AND TO LET YOU KNOW HOW THEY'RE DOING.


Bold - In Action
Crossed out - Dead


Soldier Adoption List

FinDude - Rookie
Adopted by: FinDude
Weapon Preference: Autocannon
Survived Missions: 2

MLP:FiM - Rookie
Adopted by: Miggles
Weapon Preference: ♥♥♥♥ NOTHING
Survived Missions: 1

GI - Captain
Adopted by: Skiv
Weapon Preference: None
Survived Missions: 2

Natti - Rookie
Adopted by: Natti
Weapon Preference: None
Survived Missions: 0

maart3n - Sergeant
Adopted by: maart3n
Weapon Preference: None
Survived Missions: 2

unwoundpath - Rookie
Adopted by: unwoundpath
Weapon Preference: None
Survived Missions: 1

Torpedo Man - Sergeant
Adopted by: HKU
Weapon Preference: Laser Rifle and Twin Stun Rods (Additional Headband of Fury)
Survived Missions: 1

Richard Cox
Adopted by: Fail Flail
Weapon Preference: None
Survived Missions: 0

Adriaan
Adopted by: Adriaan
Weapon Preference: None
Survived Missions: 0

Izen
Adopted by: Izen
Weapon Preference: None
Survived Missions: 0

Mib
Adopted by: alphagamer774
Weapon Preference: None
Survived Missions: 0

Motochad
Adopted by: motochad
Weapon Preference: Close Quarters
Survived Missions: 0

hortmustck
Adopted by: TheKebbit
Weapon Preference: Psychic and Lasers

Uncle Dauss
Adopted by: Dauss
Weapon Preference: Laser rifles and lots of Grenades

herbert
Adopted by: 111herbert111
Weapon Preference: Laser rifles

Bob Jones
Adopted by: caekdaemon
Weapon Preference: Heavy Plasma

Natti
Adopted by: Natti
Weapon Preference: None

Harzipan
Adopted by: Harzipan
Weapon Preference: None

Dhart
Adopted by: dhart5000
Weapon Preference: None

Asklar
Adopted by: Asklar
Weapon Preference: None
- accuracy required

Joseph
Adopted by: Joseh123
Weapon Preference: Plasma Rifle and Grenade

Mingebag7
Adopted by: Mingebag7
Weapon Preference: None

nicolasx
Adopted by: nicolasx
Weapon Preference: None

unwoundpath
Adopted by: unwoundpath
Weapon Preference: None

Atskadan
Adopted by: Miggles
Weapon Preference: None
-needs to be a good soldier


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Okay, let's just get this party started already. For those who want to know, I'm using version 1.2 of the original X-COM for DOS. Sound effects are a good thing to have, and you don't get them in the silly 1.4 version.




Anyway, I'm going in on Veteran because Superhuman is just a pain in the ass.




Now, our first real decision. Where will our first base be located?




Perhaps in the land of prosperity and obesity?




Or maybe this ♥♥♥♥.


Or maybe somewhere else entirely. I hear Australia has nice weather this time of year.

Oh, last but not least, what will our base be called?

Canada it is.

Phew - just hit the text limit there for base names.






Aaah, the standard loadout - only more Canadian.
Perhaps we can improve on things a bit?








Unload the useless stuff...






Sell said useless stuff so we have more room for useful equipment...




Hire some more mooks and scientists and -



HE Autocannon rounds.
Yeah baby, now we're playing with the big boys.
Those Stun Rods will definitely come in handy later too - and the Proximity Grenades can sit around at the base in case of an emergency.

Just one more thing...




Yeah, there we go. One month, and we'll have a very nice base on our hands.


Now then, we have some soldiers to worry about.




No no no, that won't do.
We can't even tell which ones are the sucky ones and which ones have promise.




Much better.

For those of you who are interested in my naming scheme, here:


Anyway, we aren't done yet.




FinDude gets to be only brave heavy unit I have - I won't be putting up units with Ws in their name up for adoption as it's second nature for me to kill them if I get the chance.
That is, unless somebody wants to be expendable? Pffft, yeah right.




Oh. Right.
Miggles.
...




Skiv is a badass.




Natti is his less accurate sidekick.




Well, that wraps things up nicely.


More updates coming soon. If you don't like how I've set up the base, feel free to tell me and I'll make adjustments.