Apparently my traditionalists want to continue culling Doves because they kill livestock.
Mon May 09, 2011 7:28 pm
Thriller
Joined: Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:24 am Posts: 146 Location: Somewhere in Ohio
Re: Nation States
Sorry everyone for rarley bein on nation states. I've been busy so yeah. Oh yea, one more thing, when it becomes my 100th day of bein in power I have an important message to say.
Wed May 11, 2011 12:42 am
Natti
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:05 am Posts: 3878
Re: Nation States
Hey, I was reclassified! Now I'm a Psychotic Dictatorship! Yay me!
Wed May 11, 2011 5:04 am
Thriller
Joined: Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:24 am Posts: 146 Location: Somewhere in Ohio
Re: Nation States
I'm back and I have a new name!
Mon Aug 15, 2011 5:40 pm
caekdaemon
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:00 pm Posts: 4144 Location: Hell.
Re: Nation States
In related news, we need new people. We have been reduced to a pitiable number.
Aye, if it gets any lower, we'll stop getting the 10% regional awards.
Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:28 am
Miggles
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:39 am Posts: 4558
Re: Nation States
We focus on having a government with good morals and high standards. We are run by a society of democrats and legislators. Law is key in my society, and criminals never go scot-free. You may say this is harsh? We say, it is JUSTICE. Served on a nice hot golden platter of LAW and ORDER. Mmm, delicious. Freedom is paramount in our nation and, although JUSTICE IS ALWAYS SERVED, our police force is very kind and honest. Illicit substances are unwanted and any contraband items found are immediately confiscated while the owner is served JUSTICE. Any issue found in our wonderful society is dealt with AS SOON AS POSSIBLE and we hope to one day reach our goal as the most well known law enforcement across the lands of Data. The most common religion in our nation is the worship of the 413 BL1ND PROPH3TS, however Hussism and belief in the great got GPI are respected as well. Our national animal is the Imp, which frolics about. Despite the mischievous behavior of these creatures, they are regarded with love and respect by many. Pet Imps are common however they are different than normal ones in that they have been pacified in their ways of misfortune. Wild Imps are dangerous, but almost exclusively found in the GREAT WOODS, which are guarded by the most revered LEGISLATORS.
Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:00 pm Posts: 4144 Location: Hell.
Re: Nation States
Quote:
The Corporations of Canis Minoris is a massive, safe nation, ruled by CaekDaemon with an iron fist, and renowned for its suspicion of poets. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.135 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business morass -- juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Majoris City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining industries.
A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, there are no minimum wage laws, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, and it is illegal to liberate slaves. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Canis Minoris's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Capitalism, and its currency is the star.
I tried it a while ago and didn't like it, but I like reading your guys' nations. Caek's is my favourite.
Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:49 pm
Natti
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:05 am Posts: 3878
Re: Nation States
Wait until you see mine.
The Crazy-Ass Dictatorship of Nautilastek is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The God-Emperor Natti with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.083 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Hole of the Crazy Men. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Uranium Mining.
The tenet of free speech is held dear, billions of mongers are being blown on orbital weapons development, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Nautilastek's national animal is the mudkip, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the monger.
Nautilastek is ranked 10th in The Realms of Data and 79,007th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:54 pm
Miggles
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:39 am Posts: 4558
Re: Nation States
Apparently I have the most foulmouthed children in the land and we can't eat meat? I though I specifically said just to make the chicken more organic but whatever.
The Empire of The men stuck in their homes is a fledgling, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 6 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 14%. A substantial private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Pizza Delivery and Trout Farming.
Voting is compulsory, meat-eating is frowned upon, The men stuck in their homes's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is a serious problem. The men stuck in their homes's national animal is the Imp, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Boondollar.
The men stuck in their homes is ranked 8th in The Realms of Data and 59,517th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:24 pm Posts: 3939 Location: NORTH
Re: Nation States
Quote:
"OPUS FACIT LIBERUM."
The Colony of Moloch Station is a fledgling, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
sounds like pioneers of space
EDIT: now how the hell do i move my nation?
Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:04 am
Asklar
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